In other news: grass is green

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

141001 kimheenim: Damn, this cat rascal.. I don’t even act cute to girls but I suggest to kiss you, how dare you run away from it? This is what Heebum will say about this sort of actions of mine.. “This bastard will pretend to be nice only when he uploads it to the SNSㅡㅡ” #HEEBUM #HEECHUL (heartheesubs)

cleffairie:

"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.

forest-of-stories:

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.

❝ VIVA LA PLUTO ❞
- Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

shucking:

newtmastime:

but can someone please tell me the secret of thomas sangster’s eternal youth i mean srsly image

dermatologists hate him

herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

otterbender:

"Everything's gonna be different after today, isn't it?"
"Yes, it is."What if… what if I don’t come back?"

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

I suspect fans who say Chen signs with no emotion to be fans who can’t put his vocals down so they make up something else to put down. Doesn’t sing with any emotion? Sings like a robot? These claims are so ridiculous I can only laugh.

everniam:

nice to know the bras the fans throw on stage are being used

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